Windows Phone Marketplace has 40,000 apps apparently
40,000 is a lot, but the last time I looked there was nothing for mobile music at all, and I just can't summon up the effort to go and look again. If anyone does know of any real music apps on Windows Phone, let me know.
And there are no decent production apps yet, I've tried a few,all crap:(
ReplyDeleteI second that
ReplyDeleteProbably all fart apps.
ReplyDeleteTrue true
ReplyDeleteFart apps haha!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to the nanostudio update myself
Nothing comes close
Besides, all those droid apps advertised looked dodgy, hip hop beats and crap like that. So 1980s
Discipleofapple believes every WP apps are fart apps.
ReplyDeleteLike a true fanboy.
IOS pioneered fart apps, you should remember that.
Spoken like a true fartboy?
ReplyDeleteI don't use a droid myself or windows but am getting a hc wildfire soon
ReplyDeleteWhat apps are recommended? Any links? Prove the disciple geezer wrong peeps!
It's to bad they have not sold 40,000 phones. ;-)
ReplyDelete"IOS pioneered fart apps, you should remember that."
ReplyDeleteAnd we should also remember that the first fart app made that developer an instant millionaire over night (well over Xmas '08!)
I wonder what Windows mobile app maker will make a million over night too?
mmm......
Unless all the PC fanbois imagine that iOS never happened (quite probably will do?), that million ain't happening!
Fart apps on windozemobile in abundance already!. :p
http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&sugexp=ppwe&cp=25&gs_id=2r&xhr=t&q=windows+mobile+%2Bfart+apps&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&source=hp&pbx=1&oq=windows+mobile+%2Bfart+apps&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=59d5b69907e245b&biw=1391&bih=711
The whole world knows apple leads the way
ReplyDeleteSamsung are experiencing what it's like when a dwarf tries to go against a giant
SQUISH!
Get the point?
"Spoken like a true fartboy?"
ReplyDeletelol :D
@Robert
ReplyDelete"It's to bad they have not sold 40,000 phones. ;-)"
Too bad IOS has got behind Android in terms of sales.
If android have sold more phones than apple that is because people take the cheaper option
ReplyDeleteBoth iPhone and some droids are good, but when it comes to apps, apple definatly leads the way
@AppleFanboiAndProud
ReplyDeleteWow that was one loooong fart, you must be so proud.
Well, I just googles, iOS has half a million apps now
ReplyDeleteHey everyone, an article not about IOS, lets make it a platform war!!
ReplyDelete@AppleFanboiAndProud
ReplyDeleteYes, there are fart apps on every platforms, I'm glad you noticed many people like farts.
Still IOS is the king of fart apps, hence why there are so many apps in the Apple store.
"I wonder what Windows mobile app maker will make a million over night too?"
ReplyDeleteYeah!! Because we all know every IOS devs made millions of dollars..
oh, lets talk about flash, lol
ReplyDelete@lala
ReplyDelete"oh, lets talk about flash, lol"
Yes, there are more Flash apps in the AppStore than apps made with Gamesalad or Unity3D.
Do you believe every Flash games sold in the AppStore (like Canabalt) have been re-coded in ObjectiveC?
Discuss.
Abobo's Big Adventure!!
ReplyDeleteThis Flash game will be great, but will probably be rejected by Apple because its a mash up of Nintendo games, and Apple does not want this kind of stuff in their store.. just like Apple rejects apps that have satire in them..
Satire!!!.. dammit..
"Do you believe every Flash games sold in the AppStore (like Canabalt) have been re-coded in ObjectiveC? "
ReplyDeletenever!
I thought this was about music apps, how comes people are talking about farts apps?
ReplyDeleteI have to agree, I've seen no decent music apps for android or windows or whatever, can anyone name a decent app on those platforms?
IOS is nice for music, but for everything else its just too clean, too Walmart-y.
ReplyDeleteMy mobile devices must accept satire, violence, sex (from everyone, not only Playboy and S.I.), I'm not a baby, and I don't like how Apple rejects all that stuff and does not let me decide what I can do with the device I own..
So yeah, I only use it for music.
"I thought this was about music apps, how comes people are talking about farts apps?"
ReplyDeleteBecause when a discussion is not about Apple, all the fanboys gather to try to bury it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_evangelist
The Mac and its fans constitute the equivalent of a religion. This religion is based on an origin myth for Apple Computer, heroic and savior legends surrounding its co-founder and current CEO Steve Jobs, the devout faith of its follower congregation, their belief in the righteousness of the Macintosh, the existence of one or more Satanic opponents, Mac believers proselytizing and converting nonbelievers, and the hope among cult members that salvation can be achieved by transcending corporate capitalism.
ReplyDelete@jake: what do you mean? you cant find adult stuff on the web?!?
ReplyDeleteI for one hope Android becomes a viable platform for music making, so I can add it to my arsenal of tools.
ReplyDeleteI already use DSi,PSP,iOS,Windows and OSX; Android would be a welcome inclusion to the list.
I know there are issues but I hope they get sorted out soon.
@ the last anon: "current CEO Steve " under which rock do u live?
ReplyDeleteforget about android & music!
ReplyDeletegoogke issue 3434 ;)
@lala
ReplyDelete"@jake: what do you mean? you cant find adult stuff on the web?!?"
On the web I can, but not in the AppStore, Apple forbids that stuff.
And no, I'm not always connected to the web.
I bypass all this fanboy talk to ask if windows phone has latency problems like android?
ReplyDelete"forget about android & music!
ReplyDeletegoogke issue 3434 ;)"
Lol do you believe Google will never work on that? like never ever ever?
This would be as dumb as saying IOS would never get MIDI, or folders, or wallpapers..
Things evolve, even on the other side of Apple.
There are many devout Appleboys here.. I mean WOW.. 34 comments already!! LOL!!
ReplyDeletewho knows there is no music software...
ReplyDelete.. and I am the most devout of all.
ReplyDeleteits fryday :)
ReplyDeletehello impersonator, we've been through this game here a lot of times, dont u think it getting boring &_&
ReplyDeleteDon't you think its a little childish?
ReplyDeletetalk to my hand and suck my keyboard
ReplyDelete@lala
ReplyDeleteI'm interested in your opinion on wether they'll be able to address the audio latency issues. I know the diverse range of hardware can't help, but surely they could improve it if they wanted too....?
Unless they think it's not worth it, because music making apps aren't a focus for them? But why not? Wouldn't it sell more of both hardware and software?
There must be some reason as to why they haven't addressed these problems. So many people would benefit from the differences between iOS and Android platforms.
Stop impersonating me!!!
ReplyDelete"I'm interested in your opinion on wether they'll be able to address the audio latency issues."
ReplyDeleteWell its simple, they will NEVER try to make it any better because Google knows Apple OWNS the game.
This is my eyes farting
ReplyDelete&_&
There is plenty of coverage of all mobile and portable music here. I don't see any bias in the blog.
ReplyDeleteBut I do see that Anonymous is a boring one note troll. I can imagine that his one note music is also boring.
Does Blogger allow blocking posters at the IP level?
"I'm interested in your opinion on wether they'll be able to address the audio latency issues"
ReplyDeleteits been going on for years, and google shows absolutly
no interest, so ...
and i forgot to say android hardware is to fragmented so i dont have much hope
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ReplyDeletelol, this must be my 5 minutes of internet fame, now there a 3 ppl acting as me, i should be pleased rofl
ReplyDeleteFake and Real lala sounds pretty much the same if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteFake lala :
"Well its simple, they will NEVER try to make it any better because Google knows Apple OWNS the game."
Real lala
"its been going on for years, and google shows absolutly
no interest, so ..."
its 2 trolls & me ;)
ReplyDelete1 of them is to shy 2 say who he/she is and the other one, i bet my ass on it - is 2anaon2breal
ReplyDelete"and i forgot to say android hardware is to fragmented so i dont have much hope"
ReplyDeleteAs IOS is fragmented as well.. my ipod touch 2G can attest of that, and my ipad1 which runs less and less apps as well.
@anon (i've lost count)
ReplyDeletethe only reason there are zillions of fart apps on ios is that there are zillions of big kids like you who wanna cheap buck but have zilch imagination to boot.
And the only reason windoze mobile also has zillions of fart apps too is that windows mobile programmers also have zilch imagination.
It's all relevant. Yin and Yang, and all that bollox!
now go buy a copy of Nanostudio and make beautiful love with your iPaddie! <3
I and I need to know one ting and one ting only
ReplyDeleteARE THERE ANY DECENT APPS FOR ANDROID MUSIC OR NOT?
if u want the good stuff u need the latest hardware, thats no fragmentation
ReplyDeleteWe love you Lala! <3
ReplyDelete@fart boi
ReplyDeleteSince when is nanostudio, beatmaker, sunrizer etc fart apps?
Methinks they are pro tools
There are a few Android apps worth looking at yes. Just click on the label 'Android' at the top of the blog main page, you'll find what you're after.
ReplyDelete@da big troll: NOPE !11!
ReplyDeletehttp://code.google.com/p/android/issues/detail?id=3434
ReplyDelete@ anon
ReplyDeleteIf you fart into Nanostudio via blowing off into the microphone you you will then be able to play your farts on the keyboard as well as add flanging and echo!
If you're really clever you can apply a different fart to each of the pads on the TRG page, allowing you to modify the color of your farts in many ways not previously known.
Does that answer your question?
"if u want the good stuff u need the latest hardware, thats no fragmentation"
ReplyDeleteSo if you eliminate all the older incompatible hardware there's no fragmentation?..
That's great! I'm trowing my 2G and my ipad1 in the garbage and I'm off to the Apple store to buy a brand new 4S and ipad2!!
Then, next year, I will do it again.
fragmentaion is when u have to support 350 screensizes, not all android devices have a line out ect. THATS FRAGMENTATION
ReplyDelete@lala
ReplyDeleteNo fragmentation on IOS? What about Siri?
@FartBoiAndProud said...
ReplyDelete"If you fart into Nanostudio via blowing off into the microphone you you will then be able to play your farts on the keyboard as well as add flanging and echo!"
Meh.. I prefer Fart Piano :D
im talking about hardware, dear
ReplyDeleteMaaaan, too much talk about farting? This is a huge stinky fart of a thread, where is the intelligence?
ReplyDeletewasnt the topic fart apps on the phone that no1 buys? :)
ReplyDelete@lala
ReplyDelete"fragmentaion is when u have to support 350 screensizes, not all android devices have a line out ect. THATS FRAGMENTATION"
Not all IOS devices have a microphone, or a camera, or a dual core processor, or a retina display, or the three-axis gyroscope...
THAT'S ALSO FRAGMENTATION DUMMY!
Wow, there should be a thread of the week award, for most replies, likely this will hit 100 by end of nite?
ReplyDeleteI'm reply no 73
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm 74
ReplyDelete"Not all IOS devices have a microphone, or a camera, or a dual core processor, or a retina display, or the three-axis gyroscope...
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S ALSO FRAGMENTATION DUMMY!"
So true.. yet Apple devouts will find a way to deny it.
Lala?
My ipad can't even read every HTML5 scripts correctly.
ReplyDeletenote to myself stop arguing with nameless ppl, they only drag the niveau
ReplyDeletemobile safari does indeed strange things
ReplyDelete@jake: yeah but its only 2 screensizes and 3(?) cpus and they all have a lineouts compared to the android mess thats no fragmentaion
ReplyDeletegee, i dont get it, apple were the first to introduce new oses to the phone, and now ppl complain that their old hardware hasnt the juice to run with the cool kids.
ReplyDelete"gee, i dont get it, apple were the first to introduce new oses to the phone, and now ppl complain that their old hardware hasnt the juice to run with the cool kids."
ReplyDeleteWhat? The hardware I bought less than a year ago is already being phased out?
That's even worse than fragmentation.
"note to myself stop arguing with nameless ppl, they only drag the niveau"
ReplyDeleteYeah, because lala is not an anonymous name at all.
gee guys, i dont have the nerve to find out who im talking to,
ReplyDeleteTHINK OF AN ALIAS THAT U ALWAYS USE WHEN U COME HERE, AND WE ALL HAVE MORE FUN!
lol, some1 doesnt understand what nameless & anonymous means &_&
ReplyDeleteAn anonymous fan:)
ReplyDeleteu c that wasnt so hard, was it? :)
ReplyDeleteI am lala, no one else, gettit?
ReplyDelete88
ReplyDelete89
ReplyDelete90
ReplyDeleteJust 9 more then we hit 100!
ReplyDeleteOk
ReplyDeleteYaaaawn
ReplyDeleteI second that yawn
ReplyDelete+1
ReplyDeleteBonza!
ReplyDeleteFart apps all round. Android, Windows, iOS...
who cares?
C'mon people! A little more efforts!
ReplyDeleteI suck
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ReplyDeleteYeah, you're right....
ReplyDeleteI'm bored.
let's have another whiskey!
S-i-n-e-s-y-n-t-h
ReplyDelete.. really, it should've been app of the week.
i was lala long be4 u, so buzz of
ReplyDeletebut if you u wear what u think written on a plasticbag, have no interest & never come up with anything i understand :P
pfff, its not even true, I'm the real zaclaurent :D
ReplyDeleteSurely we must have reached 100 by now? &_&
ReplyDeleteWe did it!!
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteHey who's impersonating Tom?.. Why would you do that lala?
ReplyDeletelol, i still have that im the only real zaclaurent blog
ReplyDeletetwisted mentalist
ReplyDelete"lol, i still have that im the only real zaclaurent blog"
ReplyDeleteIt was a really funny thread :D
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
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ReplyDeletewas about time u joined the nerd fest, tom!
ReplyDeleteHow r the kids tom?
ReplyDeletewho am I?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteYou are us.
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ReplyDeletegee, ive got to get out to get some cigarrettes befor i get mental, back in 20 min
ReplyDeleteHow long before da boss man pull da plug?
ReplyDeleteMy bet is 145 replies
Nah, 160
ReplyDeletewhy should ashley do it - its just good clean fun 2night & im fine with the othe lalas (for 2night)
ReplyDeleteWhy should he pull da plug? Its all in good taste?
ReplyDeleteunless u want 2 flame me?
@over120andcounting: what do u mean your name is windows?!? :)
ReplyDeleteDont smoke too much! Tar stains on iPhone lol
ReplyDeleteim not interested in phones - but in post pc devices;)
ReplyDeleteok, lets try:
ReplyDeleteWHO HERE OWNS A WINDOWS PHONE?
lol, thats what i thought
ReplyDeleteWhat is a post-pc device? Some marketing gibberish again?
ReplyDeleteWe sold "post-pc" devices way before Apple, we called it the NES and the Gameboy.
ReplyDeleteI think lala means tablets
ReplyDelete"I think lala means tablets"
ReplyDeleteWhat about tablet PCs? And if I use Windows on my ipad, what does it make it?
What about the iPaq phone I was using in 2003, was that a pc or a post-pc device? :D
ReplyDeleteGriff was awesome on that thing.
" And if I use Windows on my ipad, what does it make it?"
ReplyDeleteshitty :)
@lala
ReplyDeleteSays you, Fruityloops via Splashtop is still better than every production apps on the ipad.
The ipad is only good for instruments like Geosynths/Bebot/TouchOSC. All the rest is garbage compared to plugins.
But its ok if you don't know any better.
Dang I forgot SynthX!
ReplyDelete"But its ok if you don't know any better."
ReplyDeleteto each his own,
i stopped using pro tools & live for creation, i do all that on the ipad now, daws on the laptop i only use for mixdown these days
To answer the earlier question about whether I'd close the comments down on this.
ReplyDeleteShort answer, no. I have no problem with it at all so long as there's nothing offensive of course.
Lol, come December u guys will see an unprecedented daw on the iPad. Makes fruity loops look err corny...
ReplyDeleteAgree with lala, windows on iPad would suck
Methinks some people have not tried nanostudio.
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ReplyDelete144
ReplyDelete145
ReplyDeleteif its hardware, than i didnt ;)
ReplyDeleteFruityloops is much much better than Nanostudio, which is the best IOS production app.
ReplyDeleteIOS still have a lot of things to learn before it truly competes with Windows or OSX, even if you won't admit it because you are comfortable in that zone.
"Gobbledigook"
ReplyDeleter u gabba-gundalf?
Yeah NS is great, but its got nothing compared to Live or even software like Reaper.
ReplyDeleteThis thread needs to go to 40,000 comments.
ReplyDeletequad core ipad3 is already on the horizon, guys :)
ReplyDelete10:47 PM
ReplyDelete"quad core ipad3 is already on the horizon, guys :)"
ReplyDeleteI really can't wait for my ipad1 to be even more obsolete!!! I'm so excited!!!
i dropped my ipad1 today now the screen flaches red, f###
ReplyDeleteim not sure if i should get an ipad2 now, i guess ipad3 will be out in spring
flashes
ReplyDelete@robert
ReplyDeletethe ipad is merely the price to subscribe to the app store, and like every subscription it needs to be renewed. i'm just thankful i don't need to renew it every year. i thank apple for that.
@lala
ReplyDeleteHow will you make music now if your ipad is broken?
i exported 20 3/4 finished tracks from it today, guess that will keep me busy for a while
ReplyDelete@lala
ReplyDeleteYou're not going to work on a pc now are you?..
no, i like to have fun :)
ReplyDeleteim back to osX for a while, it makes me feel so stupid every time i want to touch the display :/
...b b but OSX is a PC, even Steve Jobs said so when he spoke about post-PC devices.
ReplyDeleteBut don't worry about touching your monitor like that, soon OSX and IOS will probably converge into a single OS, as they are the same OS at heart, just with a different shell. Its just a matter of time before Apple start selling touchscreen Macs and allows IOS apps to run on OSX.
BTW, have you ever tryed a Modbook? I have used one a couple of time and it was pretty good.
11:16 PM
ReplyDelete"BTW, have you ever tryed a Modbook? I have used one a couple of time and it was pretty good"
ReplyDeletethey only work with a stylus, dont they?
thats not for me, i hate the mouse and i hate wacoms
fuck i just realised i cant betatest the new hot shit now, please some1 talk me out of getting an ipad2, please!!!
ReplyDeleteThe one I played with worked with both fingers and stylus, but it was not multitouch.
ReplyDelete"please some1 talk me out of getting an ipad2"
That I can't do, you're already sold. But its going to be a gamble, you could buy it and a few months later Apple will release the ipad3 for the same price.
Do you love gambling?
no i hate gambling and i always bought all my macs just be4 a major update, may be i'll learn the lesson this time,
ReplyDeletea airbook touch (with iosX & siri) would be a dream come true,
come on apple u can do it, dont wait to long!
A airbook touch would be awesome, especially if you can detach the keyboard.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that will be annoying is how there won't be a camera or microphone until the airbook touch 2 will be released.
its as always a question of lust/trust
ReplyDeleteno need to detach the keyboard, just turn the display by 270 degrees :)
ReplyDeletewow, 168 comments, we might get to 200 after all :)
ReplyDeleteor no keyboard but a laser keyboard, would be geek heaven :)
ReplyDelete"no need to detach the keyboard, just turn the display by 270 degrees"
ReplyDeleteThis is cool too, but I'd still prefer something that detach like the Acer Transformer. Then your airbook becomes an ipad. And you can connect the keyboard for long typing sessions, or to use it as a cover.
a laser keyboard? Do you mean something like this?
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11:55 PM
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/keyboards-mice/e722/
ReplyDeleteI know I was kidding about the keyboard :)
ReplyDeleteThe laser thing is not bad, but on your lap when your sitting in front of the tv its not so good.
... plus also the damn cat!..
im just not sure if the projection will work on my bed, lol
ReplyDeletelol, my cat also loves the touchscreen
ReplyDelete"lol, my cat also loves the touchscreen"
ReplyDeleteNow imagine this, a touchscreen laser, on your lap, and your groins!...
I'm in pain just thinking about it.
Hey 181 guys we're getting there!
ReplyDeleteO.P.S.!
@gravy
ReplyDeleteO.P.S.?
oach! i guess ill b fine as long as the light doesnt move
ReplyDeleteMaybe then we could sue the maker of this device much like the lady who sued McDonald because the coffee was too hot.
ReplyDeleteim not in the us, so i cant sue someone for my own stupidity :)
ReplyDeleteO.P.S = Occupy Palm Sounds
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, when the US takes over the world you will be able to sue them. Just make sure you register in Texas.
ReplyDeletelets swollow the keys of the keyboard, it didnt say not to on the package :)
ReplyDeletei thought china was taking over the us, but thats another story
ReplyDeleteHey its the reason why they say you can't put your cat in the microwave on the package and in the instructions.
ReplyDeleteBut then nobody read the instructions for microwaves anymore :)
Not while the Americans have control of the internet.
ReplyDeletei dont care if the us traffic goes down as long as AMS-IX Amsterdam doesnt go down im fine, so long darpa :)
ReplyDeletelala you still there? Will we make it to 200? together?
ReplyDeleteyeah, 1 or 2 cigarettes and im off to bed
ReplyDeleteso we made fun of windows and android, who about some more google bashing?
ReplyDeletehow
ReplyDelete*cough* google+ *cough*
ReplyDeleteno, ok lets let it be
ReplyDeletegoogle+ should've gone public at launch, that invite only period killed it.
ReplyDeleteFor the last few comments before 200, I'd like to thank all the Nintendo DS homebrew developers.
ReplyDeleteIts a shame DS homebrew died with IOS and Android, but there are some really nice apps that have been made.
A small, but poignant hommage.
Ok There it goes...
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ReplyDelete200!!!! We did it!!
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